Thunderstorms, peaches and shades of grey ;;

Kso, today was my first day of Driving School. Which was the most boring shit EVA. Me and my friend Stefani just chilled and texted each other atthe back of the class the whole day. Some creepy Indian guys hit on us but we just told them to GTFO and continued being retards and annoying our instructor.

&Then during break time we went to get ice cream only to find out....


 


WTF.... NOT THEIR FREEZER. THEIR FUCKING ICE CREAM WAS OUT OF ORDER!

So we laughed and pointed @ the stupidity of that sign. Then we got big, honking tins of Arizona Green Tea and conked out on benches.
Oh and one of the creepy indian kids was sitting in front of us and kept turning around and smiling like a rapist at us.  So I took a covert picture of the back of his head with my cell. He smelled like unwashed gym socks.



"Hey babies, you want to go on a double datttte with me? Double as in I get two sexy ladies. Hahahahaaa." *Creeper smile*


( The lovely anat_astarte interviewed meh, cause we're both soupah-cool pimps dawg. )

Anyways this is your chance, if you wanna know anything about me, I'm open to any and all questions from you guys. Also, if you wanna be interviewed by me just type "Q MEH" in your comment.

Kso, because all my anime-junkie friends practically held a blade to my throat when I refused to watch Full Metal Alchemist... I decided, what the hell, let's give the show a try or suffer decapitation.

NOW IM SMITTEN.

( Cut fo' gratuitous smexy FMA-ness )

I SHIP IT ALLL BITCHES, ALL OF IT. ESPECIALLY ARMSTRONG x ARMSTRONG. 'CUZ THATS SO SEXY MY HEAD JUST EXPLODED@ THE MERE THOUGHT.

Shut up, I know what you're all thinking. I know I'm a fangirl but atleast I'm partially domesticated and have had my rabies shot.

Now off to watch episode 19! <3

Ohmygod. I don`t even know what dredged up this little piece of insanity from the depths of my alcohol-hazed mind. Special thanks to my computer for having a major SPAZ-OUT like Lindsay Lohan or something. Go die you piece of electronic shit.

This was written bleach_contest for the prompt ``high`` hahahahhahaaaaaaaaaa....


Title: Numb
Rating: M
Pairings/Characters: Byakuya and Renji. Sprinkles of Renji/Rukia.
Warnings: Drug use. OOCness.
Word Count: 298

 

( Every March 22nd, Abarai-Taichou of Division Five locked himself in his room and refused to come out. )

 

 

Gah, I wish the word-limit was longer this week, graaaaaaawrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. MMkay, just because I was in a morbid mood. Enjoy kiddies <3


Title: Motivation
Characters: Sakura. Mentions of others.
Word Count: 300 exactly.
Rating: M
Warnings: Gore. Implied Rape.

 

( Contrary to popular belief, it is not Sasuke that pushes Sakura to become strong. )

Waaaa, I meant to do this EONS ago. Oh well, better late than never >:]

Gacked this meme soooo hard from: sandwich14 

Leave me a comment saying "YHELLOTHARUSEXAYTHANG!?",

- I'll respond by asking you five questions so I can get to know you better.
- Update your journal with the answers to the questions
- Include this explanation in the post and offer to ask other people questions

1.) Do you have any OC's from any of your fandoms?
Original characters? Hmm, well in my Sasu/Saku fic "Awaken", I created a fake brother for Sakura (I know, over done but STFU! <3). He's a homicidal maniac with pink!hair. Yay! I never got around to introducing him until ultimate!fic!failure occured. Anyday now, I'm gonna majorly revamp "Awaken".

2.) Ever been in a car accident?
Erm, yes. My cousin's a BAAAAD driver. He laughed like a maniac and speeded away after denting a truck. Wtfuck, I come from a terribly shallow gene-pool.

3.) Do you like soup dishes?
WHY-YES, INDEED I DO.

4.) Have any particular favorite Naruto moment?
Seeing as I'm a complete Sakura fangirl... the famous "Sakura-cuts-her-hair-with-a-kunai" scene, 'cause it's chock-ful of BAMF-ery. Also the Sakura x Sasori fight, I fangirled so much I might have ruptured a kidney. Also... when The Sauce ((c) forthelulz  XDDDD)realizes his life has been a big lie and cries. Crying Sauce is good Sauce <3

5.) What's your favorite food? (Could be a group of food or a specific dish~)
I'm a CARB-FIEND!! OM NOM NOM. Is it any surprise I love Italian?

I AM FUCKING IN LOVE WITH SUIGETSU.

SRSLY, I WANNA OMNOMNOM HIM AND HAVE HIS WATERY BABIES.

OHMYGOD.

♥ x FOREVER

@THE MOMENT I AM TRYING DESPERATELY TO RESIST THE URGE TO WRITE SUIGETSU/SAKURA.... AND AM FAILING. DO I SENSE A NEW OTP?

*MELTS INTO A PILE OF GOO*


 

Kso today I went to this Greek festival downtown and had some of the BEST souvlaki of my life. Also, met this gorgeous young thaaannngggg in the coffee shop and had a brief conversation with him about the dangers of too much caffiene.

Here's a ficlet for naruto_contest, I quite enjoyed writing something light-hearted and romantic after reading a TON of angsty!ANBU!Sakura fics. Ohhhhh I love me some ANBU!Sakura ♥

Title: The Dangers of Chocolate Ice-Cream
Rating: All ages. =)
Pairings/Characters: Sasuke/Sakura and Ino 
Warnings: TEETH ROTTING FLUFF <3
Word Count: 415

( In which Sakura consumes an unholy amount of ice-cream, Ino harps about men and Sasuke is annoyed. )

After smoking an unholy amount of lovely, satisfying cherry-flavoured sheesha and consuming an extra extra read all about it large tea (SPLENDA-FIED), I read some delicious Draco/Hermione fanfiction and then I settled down to write some of my OG original gangsta' homie novel. But I got sidetracked by Naruto.


H'okay, so it's almost 4AM and this is the result of me poking at my brain with my big, shit-disturbing stick of doom. Enjoy the insanity.


Written for Naruto_Contest
Title: Bitter-Sweet
Rating: PG (For Character Death)
Genre: Angst/Drama
Characters: Itachi, Sasuke, Mikoto and Shisui
Word Count: 372 

( In his final moments, Itachi found himself thinking of the only three people he had ever loved.  )

Heylo 'thar! Call me Tash, I'm new to LJ (big honking n00b pants). I thought what better way to start off my posts than a wee bit of fanfiction. This was wrritten for bleach_contest

Title: Culmination
Rating: PG
Characters: Rukia & Shirayuki.
Words: 460
Summary: Rukia suffers from no rose-coloured delusions.
Warnings: Slight angst.


( She dances like a memory and smiles like yesterday... )